Thursday, July 12, 2012

Ask A Simple Question, Get A Simple Answer?


You know, there are so many helpful posts being done on this blog that I thought I might try my hand at it. Keep in mind I am not an expert, but it was my experience, and this blog wasn’t around to help me at the time.
Many questions face the first time author when they write then decide to try to publish their finished work. One of the first is how long should this thing I’m writing be anyway?  A simple question that should have a simple answer.
Not exactly.
Because when I researched my simple question I found that in regards to length there are options, and when you want a simple answer to a simple question options can tend to confuse more than rather enlighten the situation.
For example, in the case of book length it literally depends on who you ask. I would suggest you do an internet search on the subject but since I’ve already done it I’ll save you the trouble. Here’s a simplified, kind of, version of what I found.
Novels can run anywhere from 60,000 to well over 100,000 words that is unless someone wants you to go down to 50,000. Novellas, short books, can also vary in size, however, the general consensus seems to be under 50,000 words, although there are some who say they can go as high as 70,000 words but then wouldn’t that make them a novel? Short stories are 1,000 to 2,000 words, unless you go to 3,000. Then there’s something called a novelette, really, which ranges in size from 7,500 to 17,500, or longer.  Then different genres can have a whole different set of requirements…Are your eyes glazing over yet?
Ask a simple question…
Now you may wonder why I’m even bringing up novellas, novelettes and short stories. Does anyone even publish those anymore? In regards to traditional publishing not really, that is unless you a major best-selling author. There is good reason for this. Due to the cost of publishing a book and the price that has to be charged to the consumer to make it profitable these shorter forms just aren’t long enough to justify the cost. It seems that publishing a book is expensive. Check out the cost of self-publishing your own hard copy and you’ll get an idea of what the publishing industry is up against.
Personal Reflection. When I read about this I almost gave up on the idea of publishing at all. I can’t afford to pay for hard copies, and my books always seemed to come out at about 40,000 words pretty much ruling out a traditional publisher. Okay I hear you asking why I don’t just make them longer? Because when I tried that it was to the detriment of my story because I was just trying to make a word count. My books are just short. I don’t know how novel writers do it, but I can’t. I am a novella writer. Okay, personal reflection done, back to simple questions and not so simple answers.
After some more research I found all was not lost. It seems that novellas and short stories, and I suppose novelettes, are becoming extremely popular in the e-publishing market. This is because some readers of the electronic format actually prefer shorter books. Obviously novels are still popular as well, but it does give me, who never did manage to color within the lines so to speak, an option for publishing my short books.
So the easiest way is to determine how long your book should be is to decide which direction you’re going in regards to publishing. Traditional or Indy. Hard copy or electronic. Now this particular topic has already been expertly covered in a previous post on this blog, To Indie or Not to Indie--That is the Question by Linda P Kozar. Also, in another of her posts, The Club of the Pubb’d, she points out that in traditional publishing the publishing house you choose will tell you how long they want your work to be.  If you go the self-publishing route, whether hard copy or electronic, you basically decide, along with everything else, the length of the book.
So really, the choice is up to you. Which is a simple sounding answer, to which I say…CLOSE ENOUGH.
Anyway, that’s my attempt at being informative. You search, you see what’s out there, and you read this blog because there are a lot of people who know a lot more than me who post here and can enlighten you.
Just remember, if you want to find out anything all you have to do is ask a simple question. Will you get a simple answer? Well there's always hope.
 
Mystery writer C.L. Ragsdale is the author of The Reboot Files a Christian Mystery Series. A California native, she loves to "surf" the web to research plot details for her fun, quirky stories. Working in various fields as a secretary has allowed her to both master her writing skills and acquire valuable technical knowledge which she uses liberally in her plots. She loves to embroider and knit and is a big fan of the old Scooby Doo cartoons.
Current E-Books
THE REBOOT FILES:  The Mystery of Hurtleberry House, The Island of Living Trees, The Harbinger of Retribution, and The Wrong Ghost.


Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Readers Poll: Cozy Mystery Setting

What Setting Would You Like to See in a Cozy Mystery?

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

A Cozy Location for Conflict

Yesterday I spent the morning on my favorite stretch of river, a little place that Lewis and Clark called "quick sand beach" in the record of their travels.

It's not really quick sand, and I don't know why the old boys called it that. The sand along the wide, placid river is velvety smooth, perfect for burying your feet or building a sandcastle.

To get to the beach from our car we followed a gravel path dappled with sun and shade, surrounded by the forest of deciduous tress that indicate a close source of fresh water (in this case, the Columbia River.) I looked to the left and right of me and noticed the land was boggy.

Boggy?

"Quicksand Beach" isn't near a bog.

My daughters thought the water forest was spooky and skipped ahead as fast as they could.

Because "Quicksand Beach" isn't just any old beach the parks department created canoes out of concrete to commemorate Lewis and Clark. Once you reach the canoes you can run down a long stretch of beach, just as if you were at the coast, spread out your towels, shade tent, cooler full of juice bags, low slung beach chairs, buckets, shovels, water bottles, sunblock, sunglasses, hats, grocery sacks full of lunch, hibaci, and make yourself at home.

We got to the canoes, ready to run. But the cold waves of the river that leads to the second most dangerous bar crossing in the world (and the end of Lewis and Clark's journey) were splishing against the sides of the concrete memorials. In July. When the waters should have been almost as low as they would be all year.

We met our friends for our picnic up on high ground. I asked why the river was so full and the forest so boggy. Completely nonplussed my friend said, "They let some water out of the dam."

Mundane, for someone who lives right on the river. But for me? A cozy mystery author? Priceless!

The setting was perfect for a summer mystery. Cool waters, warm sun, deer munching grass just down the woods a bit. Paradise but for that one thing that seemed "off" and piqued the curiosity of the Amateur Sleuth.

Perhaps the water was supposed to be let out at just that time. But...perhaps not. Perhaps someone was murdered at the dam and their body tossed over the edge, and the water released to wash it away.

Cozies are so delightfully comfortable despite the corpses and psychopaths, in part because of their settings. The mountain cabins buried in the snow at ski season. The knitting shops full of fluffy wool. The coffee shops with steaming mugs of heavenly brew. The quilting circles made up of old ladies who know a little bit too much about each other. And, just perhaps, the perfect riverside getaway on a sunny morning in July.

What nefarious crime do you think the high water at "Quicksand Beach" was covering up?


Traci Tyne Hilton is a mom, Sunday School teacher, novelist, and award winning playwright from Portland, Oregon. She is madly working on her next mystery series which has finaled in the Books of Hope Contest at Write Integrity Press and has an impending deadline.

Traci earned a degree in History from
Portland State University and lives in the rainiest part of the Pacific Northwest with her husband the mandolin playing funeral director from Kansas, their two daughters, and their dog, Dr. Watson.

More of Traci's work can be found at
tracihilton.com

Read her newest cozy (this time, the setting is space!)...The Queen's Snare for Kindle and Nook

Review of The Queen's Snare (from Amazon)
"I'm picky when it comes to science fiction. I have to say, this is a keeper. I liked Verity. She was tough without having that over-the-top persona that some heroines have and fun to read. The story was very fast-paced (I read it all in one sitting) and well-written. I'm hoping there are plans for a sequel. I look forward to reading the next installment."

Monday, July 9, 2012

BIO-HAZARDS by Linda Kozar

Depending upon individual narcissistic tendencies, you will either love or hate writing about yourself.

My suggestion is to write two bios about yourself--one long and one short and keep them handy. A bio that is easy to cut and paste into a proposal or to tack onto an online article, or to add to a social network is a definite timesaver.

Here are a few do's and don'ts to ponder as you hazard a guess about how to write about YOU.

1.  Before you start writing, make a list of all the facts about you. Forget about adding your dreams, wishes and goals. People want the facts. They don't care about your dreams of being a NY Time Bestselling Author.

2.  Write your biography in THIRD person. Keep a nice comfy distance between you and that fabulous person you're writing about. It's a split personality thing fiction writers already do. If you can crawl into a fictional character's head, you can certainly crawl out of yours and be the character for once.

3.  Don't toot your own horn too much. My mama always said, "When you're bragging, you're dragging." Being braggadocious is atrocious. So keep that in mind.

4.  Tell the truth. No fudging. Many of us are fiction writers, but reserve the fiction for fictional characters.

5.  Experience--Share your relevant experience or experiences with people in condensed form. Whether you've been published once or one thousand times, skim the cream off the top and share that--the best of the best.

6.  Connections--Share the groups and organizations to which you belong. It legitimizes you. Plus, people from these organizations can vouch for your character.

7.  Keep it simple. Long, flowery descriptions. Big words and meandering sentences will detour readers. And that's the one thing you don't want to happen. You want people to read about you and at least find your bio mildly interesting:)

8.  Add a hook. Just as you do when you write a query, or proposal or first chapter. And make it good. You want the bio reader to somehow connect with you or "get" you. Is there an unusual hobby or activity? A favorite food. An embarrassing moment?

9.  Read other people's bios. Jerry Jenkins. Tim LaHaye, Ted Dekker, Brad Thor, Stephen King, Janet Evanovich, Lauraine Snelling, Debbie Macomber. Make a list of what you liked or didn't like about their bios.

10.  Update your bio. Add, take away and edit your bio as you grow and gain experience in your career as a writer. An out-of-date bio is not an asset. The old you is not as valuable as the new you.

Well, my writer friends, I hope that helped. Distilling your life into fifty words or less is a monumental task, but it can be done and you can do it. On your mark. Get set. Write.

BOUNCE YOUR BIO OFF ME!

THAT'S RIGHT. If you want some feedback, leave your SHORT bio in the comment box and I will offer a grin or a grimace. You might even get some helpful suggestions to improve it:)


LINDA P. KOZAR
 
Linda is the co-author of Babes With A Beatitude—Devotions For Smart, Savvy Women of Faith (Hardcover/Ebook, Howard/Simon & Schuster 2009) and author of Misfortune Cookies (Print, Barbour Publishing 2008), Misfortune CookiesA Tisket, A Casket, and Dead As A Doornail, (“When The Fat Ladies Sing Series,” Ebooks, Spyglass Lane Mysteries, 2012). She received the ACFW Mentor of the Year Award in 2007, founded and served as president of Writers On The Storm, a local ACFW chapter for three years. In 2003, she co-founded, co-directed and later served as Southwest Texas Director of Words For The Journey Christian Writers Guild. She and her husband Michael, married 23 years, have two lovely daughters, Katie and Lauren and a Rat Terrier princess named Patches.


Represented by: Wendy Lawton, Books & Such Literary Agency


Member of: CAN (Christian Authors Network), RWA (Romance Writers of American), WHRWA (West Houston Romance Writers of America), ACFW (American Christian Fiction Writers), Writers On The Storm, The Woodlands, Texas Chapter of ACFW, Toastmasters (Area 56) The Woodlands, Texas. WoodsEdge Community Church, The Woodlands, TX.


Linda P. Kozar
Sweet Tea Fiction
Find me at about.me/LindaKozar

Saturday, July 7, 2012

Just For Free For All Day


Okay since it’s Free For All Day I decided to open the old vault, okay piggy bank, and share the only murder mystery I ever wrote with you. I have posted it before, but it’s Free for All Day!
It is Hint Fiction…what is Hint Fiction? Hint Fiction is a form of writing where the story must be 25 words or less, really. Apparently Ernest Hemingway invented it. It's fun and challenging to do but what I did here was to cheat a little and create a Hint Fiction Cozy Murder Mystery Novel. It has 25 words or less (counting chapter titles) in each of the 25 chapters.
Fair warning, I did some research and pulled out every cliche, red herring and totally incongruous plot twists and characters. In other words, everything you should not put into a Murder Mystery. You like a good whodunit? Look at the creations of the other fine authors here. But it might be good for a laugh, as long as it's under 25.

Chapter 1 — Murder Most Fowl
A rich man murdered. Suspects galore. A police detective stumped. Then he meets a pampered parrot. The bird did the deed?

Chapter 2 — Pernicious Parrot?
The evidence is mounting. The bird inherits a fortune. Blood is on his talons. But how did he escape his cage? An accomplice?

Chapter 3 — Crime Scene Revisited
The victim is a bloody mess. Could a parrot have done all that? Polly isn't talking. The detective is baffled.

Chapter 4 — Things Look Bad For The Bird
A discovery is made. The parrot can unlock his own cage. Will the detective arrest a bird?

Chapter 5 — The Obligatory Plot Twist
Someone tries to dispose of the parrot. The plot is foiled, but the perpetrator remains at large.

Chapter 6 — No Prison Time For Polly?
A discovery is made. A knife wound is found among the carnage? The parrot must be innocent!

Chapter 7 — A Humorous Interlude
Who framed the bird? Perhaps the cat? The detective is not amused. Round up the suspects!

Chapter 8 — The Suspects
The disinherited daughter, her beefy husband, a questionable doctor, a butler who was a knife thrower. One must be the killer.

Chapter 9 — The Requisite Amateur Detective
The daughter sent for a Private Investigator. A party girl with a Chihuahua. The detective may have a stroke.

Chapter 10 — Introducing Marseille Starwood
Marseille Starwood will review the evidence and solve the crime. Just as soon as she gets off her cell phone.

Chapter 11 — The Great Detective Is Ready...No She's Not
She’s done. Marseille will interview the suspects…now she’s texting.. Can’t it wait? We have crime here.

Chapter 12 — Finally...
She’s ready now, really. She wants to interview the suspects. Starting with the parrot? But the parrot was exonerated!

Chapter 13 — This Is Not Going Well…
Marseille was joking about the parrot. Someone should warn her that the detective has no sense of humor.

Chapter 14 — Marseille ‘s Questionable Methods
Marseille interviews the suspects. All claim. She insists her dog can determine who did it...Oh come on!

Chapter 15 — A Bad Plot Twist
The dog goes to daughter… her husband…no the doctor…now the butler…then makes a break to the door for freedom!

Chapter 16 — Exit Marseille Starwood
Marseille abandons the mystery and chases the dog. The detective is pleased. What a waste of chapters.

Chapter 17 — The Clue That Should Never Be Used. The Bloody Glove
A bloody glove is found. But who wore the gloves?

Chapter 18 — The Doctor Did It
The gloves belong to the doctor. He lost them weeks ago, and has an alibi. He’s innocent.

Chapter 19 — Do We Have Our Killer?
The son-in-law made threats against the victim and has a black eye. Besides nobody likes him.

Chapter 20 — Not Yet
The maid comes forward. He was annoying her with unwanted attentions when the murder occurred. He's a creep, but innocent.

Chapter 21 — Oh No…
The victim had fired the butler. The butler says he quit. The butler did it? That’s worse than the parrot.

Chapter 22 — The Butler Didn't Do It
The butler was protecting the maid from the son-in-low, I mean law. That explains the black eye

Chapter 23 — The Daughter Did It?
The daughter is the only suspect left, and she may murder her husband for messing with the maid.

Chapter 24 — Not Her Either?
She has an alibi, she had an appointment with the doctor who brought her to the house. Who did it?

Chapter 25 — The Lame Ending
The writer is sick of this story. The parrot did it. The End.

C.L. Ragsdale was born in California, but does not fit the "California Girl" image as she does not surf, swims enough to keep herself from drowning and she and the "great outdoors" have only a nodding acquaintance. She loves to embroider and knit, with varying degrees of competence, and is a self-admitted internet junkie who loves to research plot details for her books, the more obscure the better. A big fan of the old Scooby Doo cartoons, her mysteries are more fun and humorous than chills and thrills.

THE REBOOT FILES: The Mystery of Hurtleberry House, The Island of Living Trees, The Harbinger of Retribution, and The Wrong Ghost,
www.coloringwithoutcrayons.blogspot.com
http://www.facebook.com/pages/CL-Ragsdale219184744858421



 




Friday, July 6, 2012

"The Reboot Series" - Fun Reads - Banana Pudding Recipe Included

by Nancy Jill Thames

 After a hiatus from reading, getting my latest book "Pacific Beach" launched, I decided to read my fellow Cozy Mystery Magazine author's books. C.L. Ragsdale came up first after reading one of her posts. I just finished book 2 "The Mystery of Hurtleberry House" after reading book 4 "The Wrong Ghost" and just ordered book 3 "The Island of Living Trees." Such fun cozy ghost stories! And behind the adventures of Irene Walters, reporter, and her cameraman, Troy Stenson, is a sinister sub-plot that I can't wait to uncover. The way C. L. weaves her Christianity through her stories is inspiring - ways we Christians can learn to use in our everyday lives as well.

When I was on the last two chapters of "The Mystery of Hurtleberry House," I got so caught up in the story that I wound up eating three bags of Southwest Airlines peanuts and a whole bag of popcorn. There was butter all over the sides of my Kindle as I clicked forward the pages and came to the end. Talk about a cliff hanger - I kept clicking the Kindle wanting to read more but sadly, it was the end. That's when I ordered book 3. Now I'm really hungry! Thanks C. L. for the fun reads. Keep 'em coming! You can buy these books in our Cozy Book Store for only $.99 - so check them out.

Nancy Jill's Banana Pudding

We authors work hard at our craft and often need a little something satisfying to eat, like creamy, smooth and delicious Banana Pudding. When it comes to taste tests, I'm somewhat of a snob. I care that my recipes are the sweetest, richest, and most memorable recipes my family will ever know. This recipe comes from Allene Hafner, one of The Triple L Cooks of The First Baptist Church Tyler, Texas. Thanks Allene for this excellent recipe! Just head on over to the Cozy Kitchen for the recipe. Happy reading, Cozy Lovers!



"Queen of Afternoon Tea"
Nancy Jill Thames is the author of The Jillian Bradley Mystery Series based on her life experiences of traveling with her husband, staying in exclusive hotels and resorts. She loves serving afternoon tea and is known as Queen of Afternoon Tea. Writing is her latest creative outlet, along with playing classical piano. She holds a music degree from UT Austin and lives with her husband in Leander, Texas. She is a member of The Leander Writers Guild.

To check out my books, Murder in Half Moon Bay, The Ghost Orchid Murder, From the Clutches of Evil, The Mark of Eden, and Pacific Beach, please visit the COZY BOOK STORE here on Cozy Mystery Magazine.

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Thursday, July 5, 2012

Why Do I Write Cozy Mysteries? Funny Story...

Every so often someone asks me why I write cozy mysteries. Why not romances, historical novels or another genre? It’s a logical question, so I figured I’d better come up with an answer. Oh I just did it one day, didn’t quite seem to cut it.
So why do I write mysteries?
Now being a Christian, I do believe it’s part of God’s plan for my life, but as life is journey how I got there is kind of a funny story. Now do I mean funny, Ha Ha, or funny, strange?
A little of both.
You see until I actually started to write mysteries I didn’t have a clue, pun intended, that I would be good at it. I didn’t grow up reading the classic mysteries like Nancy Drew, the Hardy Boys and such. I did read a few Judy Boltons, but that’s because sister read them, so I to try them out as well. It’s a sister thing. I like puzzles, but I hardly ever solve them completely without jumping to the back to check the solution because inevitably I go wrong somewhere. Also, when trying figure out the solution to some mystery show on TV I get fooled every time.
So you see, I may be able to write mysteries, but I’m really lousy at solving them. Is it just me or is that strange? Oh well, back to the journey.
To add to my being a most unlikely cozy mystery writer, I’m really bad at surprises. Honest, I could never fool anyone, even now, and my whole family knows if they are going to pull off a surprise they’d better not tell me. I don’t mean to give it away, but somehow I always manage to do it.
Not a promising start for a budding cozy mystery writer.
My love of the genre started when I got hooked on the old Scooby Doo cartoons during the 1970’s. Yes I am that old. Aside from being a mystery it also brought in my love of creepy stories. I suppose I should reveal here that my father was a master of telling scary stories. Nothing to give you nightmares, I like mildly scary only, but he was really good at building up the suspense. Then I got into reading cozy mysteries, such as Agatha Christie. After a few years passed, quite a few, I got the urge to write a mystery and decided to draw inspiration from Scooby (who is a cozy just in animated form) and Agatha and write The Mystery of Hurtleberry House where there was a fake haunted house and a mystery to be solved. Much to my delight I discovered I actually could keep a secret and a surprise. How did I do it?
The secret is…I don’t have the mystery figured out until I’m finished writing it.
You know maybe I shouldn’t be admitting to this, it might get me kicked off the blog. By and large, mystery writers are an organized lot, as you can see from the other very talented writers here. I’m just not one of them, but it works out for me.
So the reason I write cozy mysteries is that I love to write cozy mysteries, and do you know what I look forward to the most about The Reboot Files Series? Finding out how the whole things turns out.


C.L. Ragsdale was born in California, but does not fit the "California Girl" image as she does not surf, swims enough to keep herself from drowning and she and the "great outdoors" have only a nodding acquaintance. She loves to embroider and knit, with varying degrees of competence, and is a self-admitted internet junkie who loves to research plot details for her books, the more obscure the better. A big fan of the old Scooby Doo cartoons, her mysteries are more fun and humorous than chills and thrills.


THE REBOOT FILES: The Mystery of Hurtleberry House, The Island of Living Trees, The Harbinger of Retribution, and The Wrong Ghos.